We are a 2-man operation of untalented laymen with a wide range of attempted experience. We love what we do, and we do it with passion. We look forward to sharing our enthusiasm with you.
This is Chop.
Senior VP of Attitude Adjustments
As you can see, he’s a little toughy. Rad to the bone. Not afraid of a n y thing. (We’re not counting asparagus are we?) He runs and jumps and shoots Nerf guns. Hoops and hollers, and sometimes wears dog collars. But he has his sirs and ma’ams, and pleases and thank yous down. Just watch out for his sucker punch. In the summers he has a mohawk.
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King Daddy
Overseer of all, President, CEO, Splinter retractor, Garbage remover
I’m the dad of this organization. My job is simple: keep this kid alive and happy. He’s alive so I get a check on that one. And usually he’s happy. That’s the hard part so I’m granting myself two checks for that! The bonus is I’ve also built a ton of trust with him. He can leap into my arms from above my head with no fear of me dropping him. I can also tickle the crap out of him, tell him I won’t and to raise his arms and he KNOWS for a fact that I won’t. The only lie I’ve ever told him was… I can’t really say. Just know it was under penalty of divorce if I had flat out told him. He finally asked the uh, 12.25 question and I got to tell him the truth.
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Loki
Spirit Animal, Receiver of praise and tennis balls.
Nothing happens without the presence of Loki.
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